Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hunters Find Body in Mendo

uuuuuhhhhh...ho lee fuk.

Don't forget that this forest is full of mischief. We have pot farmers from Mexico growing millions of dollars worth of pot up in some parts of these forest. If I remember correctly 4 million dollars worth of pot (the pull up the whole plant including the root with dirt still stuck to them, weigh it and then determines the dollar amount from that weight) was confiscated along Mill Creek but I'm not sure which part.




Mendo's big, understaffed, and underfunded so just take extra care when venturing out alone. Always let people know where you are going and when you should be back. Take a lesson from that true story/movie about that dude that had to cut his arm off because a boulder pinned his arm between a rock and a hard place (neh) and the only way he was able to survive was he had to cut his arm off with a pocket knife. You better believe he was hungry too...just kidding i don't think he ate it.


During the movie, book, actual experience he was consumed with how selfish he was like how he never returned phone calls or told anyone where he was going the day he got his arm stuck, understanding the selfishness of his acts potentially causing hurt to his family if he were to die out in the middle of the desert.


http://www.pressdemocrat.com/topics/2889363-181/hunters-find-body-in-mendocino



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Monday, September 29, 2014

Riding Season & A Little Story About Weed

WooooooooOooo! OK I know I haven't put up any post for a while but I promise a return to writing material.

Stonyford was amazing this last weekend! By the time I had arrived a lot of the water that was keeping the dust down had vanished. Some spots were solid like in between the trees between M-10 and Lett's ridge basically.


A reminder to all of those who have their cannabis cards. Stonyford is FEDERAL LAND. That means if a ranger (FEDERAL AGENT!) finds pot in your car or on your person be sure to bring the lube too because you are going to get fucked!  I'm sure you noticed I didn't mention bringing condoms which is a direct indication of the zero fucks a ranger has to give on any given day or time.


Just be smart about your game. If you're gonna bring cannabis stash that shit away from your car and dont smoke next to families. You can play legal games if they show up and have suspicion but why not just keep it behind a tree?


A game warden stopped to talk to me on my way out when I had stopped on M-10 to talk to my GF. Despite the fact we were obviously fighting he proceeded to mindlessly talk to me anyways about things I didnt care about all the while giving me the vibe that he was a sneaky sneaky piece of bacon.


Ride with caution...burn with caution...o and light fires with caution (4 more years and stony will start to look like a recovering forest...and yes yes it already is calm down)



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